2004

December 2004

December 2004

Ruby loves the idea of getting Nova on a leash and leading her around like a dog, and Nova just doesn’t want to play that game. It’s been a point of contention in the past…

November 2004

November 2004

Dear Santa,
I love Christmas. I want to get baby Zijada, then I’ll have five babies. Please can I have a cot to put the baby in when it’s tired please. I would like to have a moon in my stocking, and a star. And you have to give me a sky too. Thank you Santa, love Nova

October 2004

Wearing my safety gloves (I would have liked a mask as well) I gingerly opened one to reveal… a heap of grandpa’s old underpants.

September 2004

I went up to the enquiries desk and said, “Are you the kind of person who would recognise a piece of classical music if I sang it to you? Because I don’t want to do it twice…”

August 2004

“Shall I read Little Red Riding Hood?” “No,” she said, “Read Little Pink Riding Poop”, which she thought was hilariously funny.

July 2004

“Shall we put on your panties?” I asked. “NO PANTIES!” Nova yelled, snatching them from my hand and running from the room. “Throw my panties IN THE BIN!!”

June 2004

“Does my poop poop have a name? Yeah – Ruby. That’s a good name!”

May 2004

“Daddy dropped me on my head, but it was an accident.”

April 2004

“The face of London was now indeed strangely altered.” ~Daniel Defoe, A Journal of the Plague Year

March 2004

“Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they’re yours.” ~Richard Bach

February 2004

“Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.” ~John Heywood

January 2004

“Oh dear!” she cried, “I got snow on my boot!” A few minutes later, “OH DEAR!!! Mommy’s got snow on her HEAD!!”